June 2012
One of the most annoying things is when someone...
C’mon.
May 2012
1 tag
did mary really just say fresh?
fuckin drunk.
alright so, i'm not doing anything tonight
i should at least work out or something
but i’m lazy..
This is bullshit
They must be saving the best for last..
“Don’t let yourself die without knowing the wonder of fucking with love.”
– Gabriel García Márquez | Memories of My Melancholy Whores (via blogut)
“How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours.”
– Wayne W. Dyer (via kari-shma)
2 tags
Drunk
Brotha: How drunk are you?
Me: From 1 to David Hasseloff? I’m Chris Brown.
Brotha: See I told you my sister was crazy.
1 tag
You know the dj sucks when...
You ask “what the fuck is going” on between each song.
1 tag
“Fuck you traffic, I got blunts and burritos.”
– Cyndi
1 tag
“If you ever don’t feel well, eat a steak.”
– Kathy J-Stone
1 tag
Holy shit I need to work out
My body is freakin out. I just got a leg cramp at the dinner table. Not too fun. Not too fun at all
2 tags
Ew competition choreography seriously fuckin sucks
It’s like they don’t even care. Shitty transitions, they all do the same thing and terrible plots. These kids are like 10, I don’t think they should be dancing about these mature things like this. They don’t even know what it is.
1 tag
“You know I love virgins”
– Jay Jay
2 tags
“It tastes like water to me”
– Jenny on tequila shots
1 tag
“Man, I woke up swinging and cussin up a storm. I thought it was some walking...”
– Emily
Let's get fuckin weird.
LISA FRANK FLASKS →
Yes.
1 tag
“Take your ass back home”
– 4 year old that will not stop saying it
Cyndi sucks.
Me: We like went to the nicest place on radford I’d say and just started taking shots.
Cyndi: What you guys went to bojangles??
1 tag
psh you know what, i'm like go head ask me what im...
it feels good.
d a n a h b e l l a danceworks. bam
